Miles The Salmon

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet

Miles The Salmon fucked a toilet

by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021

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mile high tug

The act of master-bating on an airplane. Most times in the bathroom of an airplane, can also happen at your seat. Can be used in many different grammar uses (adj, noun, etc.)

Tom: how was your flight?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?

by Beauties September 5, 2016

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Nauti Miles

Shorthand for "A Nauticle Mile"

Person 1: "Hey, do you know what we are putting in today?"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"

by Thronley January 8, 2023

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lewis miles

A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.

That Lewis Miles? Of course it is, what a fucking legend eyyy.

by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021

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A mysterious and alluring guy, with eyes of fire. He has fierce eyes and seems intense underneath he is a very compassionate and beautiful human being. Miles is tall, dark and very masculine. He has a deep voice, which sounds like melted caramel. He is the actual definition of sexy!!

Girl A: Who the hell is that guy? He's freaking hot. I think I'm in love.

Girl B: Ohhhh, that's Miles.

by AngelElizabth September 26, 2021

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nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.

Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.

by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022

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