Minecraft

The most greatest fucking game your tiny little nuts have ever fucking seen.

Jill: hey did you hear about that Minecraft thing?
Karen: yes all the kids and kiddos are playing it.
Sharen:we should post minion memes about it.
Karen:omg that is so swag dog let’s do it now.

by Adof trump September 25, 2019

Minecraft

a game where you can build, explore, mine, and more! the possibilities are infinite!

I play Minecraft every day

by Unknown_3RR0R May 02, 2022

Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.

Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 04, 2021

Minecraft

you know it you love it is Minecraft is not that gay game fortnite

Player1 wanna play Minecraft

Player2 yea im no gay

by 77égvann May 18, 2019

Minecraft

why did u search this up u know what it is

Jimmy: Minecraft
Bob: yes

by ChunkyAlien February 09, 2021

Minecraft

A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.

Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!

by November 24, 2021

minecraft

an excuse for smashing your keyboard to bits

Person 1: "Hey I heard that you broke your keyboard"
Person 2: "Yeah, because I died in my 6 month minecraft hardcore world"
Person 1: "Damn, you good bro?"

by VeryCoolManPerson December 02, 2021