A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.
by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023
Get the School Lunch mug.To start putting on a weight usually a gut.
One might also refer to someone's gut or give said individual the nickname lunch man
One might also refer to someone's gut or give said individual the nickname lunch man
by BobVance April 11, 2008
Get the Packing lunch mug.by Mason28 December 4, 2025
Get the Lunch partners mug.What Tom DuBois will be calling a peanut butter, jelly and asshole sandwich during his visit to prison.
"Now I like to put the jelly inside my ass then, put some of this peanut butter on top of it, I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich but Tom here will be calling it lunch!"
by Aldoweinus January 5, 2023
Get the Lunch mug.Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!
by maddie_1873 July 27, 2023
Get the School Lunch In The U.S mug.The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.
Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014
Get the catholic lunch mug."BOX LUNCH" is a term used for a man giving oral sex to a female, hence the word BOX, meaning vagina, pussy, va-jay-jay, beaver, twat, cunt, kitty and LUNCH, well I think we all know the meaning of lunch. In case you don't know, lunch is the meal eaten around noon, and it is the meal between breakfast and dinner.
Jim said he gave Barbie one hell of a BOX LUNCH, and now they had worked up an appetite so they were going to grab a burger.
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