Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 19, 2024

jean

the most sexy person on earth she has an awsome booty

Jean is so Jean

by sexygirlcalli May 9, 2023

Sussy On My Jeans

A "lost song" written by Santiago Castano in late 2021. Some say it's out there on the internet but none have ever been able to recover it.

Sean: Have you heard that one song, "Sussy On My Jeans" by Santiago Castano?

Elan: No. It sounds like an absolute banger

by BigWillyScavver May 25, 2022

Jean Paul Gaultier

Where you cut off your arms and legs and make hardcore nugget porn

“Hey baby let’s do a Jean Paul Gaultier”

by CurrentlyCharizarding March 29, 2024

Brand New Ripped Jeans

brand new ripped jeans is used when beatboxing and it is a term for skaters

*cool beatboxing* brand new ripped jeans *cool beatboxing again*- jon mud

by Cobson The Great October 17, 2025

jean skirt

Attire for a woman who recently survived chemo or is interested in other women.

That jean skirt is looking fierce.

by Superman72419 December 24, 2011

Jean banana

A jean banana , also called nipple twister at times is a person who highly dislikes woman / a sexist

Person a: bro I’m feeling like a jean banana for that girl

Person b: damn bro don’t do her like this

by Rai ❣︎ November 22, 2021