jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

by the red horny devil February 10, 2023

Fizzle jizz

The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.

I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.

by pixstix76 December 5, 2022

jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.

Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.

by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023

Jizz Monkey

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.

Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.

by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022

Jizz wap

The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb

Uncle Dan is a fucking jizz wap

by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022

jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

by kshantik January 17, 2022

jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021