Jess, u r a hell of a bitch.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. A very smart girl that plays many sports. she plays roller derby and never stops. she wants to help people as much as she can but people won't let her. she likes a guy named Jerret. has many friends named Brijae, Jacob, Lezlee, and many more! this is jessica sonner's life.
by jolly_crusher May 13, 2018
Get the jessica sonnermug. Jessica is very talkative. Once you are singing a song she will make it a duet. She may be a little annoying. She gets rid of her friends quickly.
by Izzybellyyy December 4, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica polibio is an amazing girl which makes you laugh the whole day , is kind and a person you can trust . if you see someone named jessica polibio , date her!!!
by ilikejessiedcutg November 3, 2020
Get the Jessica polibiomug. Jessica is very passionate and hands down or on "lol or no hands whatever you prefer. She is a giver and wants you to recognize the things she does. She will love you to the ends of the earth and will cross the universe to find you if your lost.
by Jblondebombshell January 17, 2024
Get the Jessicamug. Jensens best friend
by BIDisaster April 14, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. 1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”
-she is a sexy queen
-resident nerd
-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons
-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
-she is a sexy queen
-resident nerd
-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons
-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??
by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021
Get the jessica mcgovernmug.