You know, it's too much decoration on the jeans but in light of your recent country album it's thematic so I'll allow it. Makes your mid-drift and cleavage look fantastic.
Hym "See? Everybody is sexier in denim. Jeans is the highest form of clothes. You know, that reminds me... I need one of those big wooden carts. You know the ones with the thick wooden bars? I could just shove my multi-ethnic sister-wives in there when I need to travel- Shit! But then I'd need to buy a horse! Wait! Brett has a horse! I'll just use hers. As she is my herald and cannot refuse me. Yep. 24x12. I can fit all my sister wives up in there. Like, 8 of them. Hall them to wherever I need to be and then they won't get restless at home.... Hmm... I still need to get a net for Megyn Kelly... Maybe some board games for them to play back there... I'm going to need my own cart because I am NOT touching a horse.... Beyonce can come too! Get her in there! Multi-ethnic sister-wife road-trip! Woo!"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the Jeansmug. jean is honestly the sexiest bitch on the planet. hes so handsome with his fuckboy glasses, to his braces, to his fluffy hair. i could stare at him for hours on end without ever getting bored. theres something special and mesmerizing about him. from his chubby cheeks, to his pretty style, to his drippy style (dayum i got bars 🤑) if you asked me what’s my favorite part about him, i couldn’t honestly pin point what part. the reason why, is the fact i love everything about him. words can not explain how deeply i feel towards him. he may not think this, but to me he’s truly perfect. every flaw he thinks he may have, all i see is pure perfection. he’s not only my boyfriend, but my best friend, my comfort, my future husband 😍, my safe haven, but he’s also my everything. (hes also my personal roblox youtuber 🤑🔥) i never thought i would ever be so obsessed with someone, if it means spending the rest of my life with him, i wouldn’t change a single thing. meeting your soulmate on insta is crazy, but look back i honestly regret nothing. i love you so much,my love. (i thank Top Gun everyday for this 🙏)
jean is so zaddy-val
by valorinlovesjean March 30, 2023
Get the jeanmug. A 5 star character and leader of knights of Favonious and loves Diluc senpai. Has a sister named Barbara.
by User138 September 3, 2024
Get the Jeanmug. 1. One who unknowingly washes jeans far too frequently than what is considered socially acceptable.
2. Idiot
2. Idiot
by Jeanwasher February 24, 2017
Get the jean washermug. by BlueSneaksCHS September 15, 2022
Get the Beverly Jeansmug. by CurrentlyCharizarding March 29, 2024
Get the Jean Paul Gaultiermug. Florian is a sweet and kind soul, he's always there to help you and is a sensitive person. He's the best boyfriend or friend you could ask for. He's a really amazing guy that never fails to impress me. I love my Florian Jean Martin.
Snail: "Is that a Florian Jean Martin?!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"
by KiriBaku + Ochako Stan December 28, 2023
Get the Florian Jean Martinmug.