crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

hog fever

When you eat a huge meal and fall into a food coma.

Travis ate a HUGE turkey dinner and fell into hog fever like a dumb ass.

by Narcolepticdickswallower November 16, 2017

hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019

Boss Hog

Boss Hog aka Lisa Medina

Lisa Medina is Boss Hog!

by Smash muffins April 1, 2023

Hogging orgasm

Multiple girls on the ground squirting all at once and then eating each others cum

The group of girls had an hogging orgasm and squirted all over each other.

by DIvin3 September 27, 2019

30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.

Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?

by designatedtwink January 28, 2025

Hog me up

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet

(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.

by Groogy poogy May 6, 2018