Mudder Fucker

People who won't stop bragging about their involvement in torture races, i.e. Tough Mudder, Spartan Run, etc.

"Here comes Steve wearing a new race shirt he's going to tell us all about, what a mudder fucker."

by Lenny Laserdisc May 13, 2015

freshie fucker

a senior who hooks up with a freshmen, then leaves them out to dry.

Dan: yo, dave hooked up with that kelly girl last night.
Bob: i know, he's the biggest freshie fucker ive ever met!

by gymclassvillian November 2, 2008

Day Fucker

Someone who fucks during the day. Horny people who can't wait until night, and have to have sex sooner.

I passed Scotts apartment the other day at 1pm and saw his girls car there. The blinds were closed, doors were locked. I never knew Scott and his girl were day fuckers.

by Wakafaluka June 16, 2010

Fan Fucker

A fan fucker is someone who has had sex with that many objects, getting larger and larger in size, that they can fit a ceiling fan inside their vagina, giving themselves a slight tickling sensation.

Courtney had had sex with so many objects that she was known as quiet the fan fucker.

by Cherryduck August 14, 2010

Bagel Fucker

(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.

My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

Commie Fucker

what you call someone who is constantly annoying you and no one likes them

Kevin: HEY GUYZ WHAT CLASS U GOT NEXT?

Julian: OMG Kevin! die you commie fucker

by I'm The Real PewDiePie ;p May 4, 2018

donut fucker

An insult used to describe someone who's wasting your time, synonymous with 'wanker'. Good term to describe asshole police officers.

"I hate it when telemarketers keep on bothering us with their bullshit. fucking donut fuckers"

by asshole12345671 March 13, 2009