freshie fucker

a senior who hooks up with a freshmen, then leaves them out to dry.

Dan: yo, dave hooked up with that kelly girl last night.
Bob: i know, he's the biggest freshie fucker ive ever met!

by gymclassvillian November 2, 2008

Fan Fucker

A fan fucker is someone who has had sex with that many objects, getting larger and larger in size, that they can fit a ceiling fan inside their vagina, giving themselves a slight tickling sensation.

Courtney had had sex with so many objects that she was known as quiet the fan fucker.

by Cherryduck August 14, 2010

Day Fucker

Someone who fucks during the day. Horny people who can't wait until night, and have to have sex sooner.

I passed Scotts apartment the other day at 1pm and saw his girls car there. The blinds were closed, doors were locked. I never knew Scott and his girl were day fuckers.

by Wakafaluka June 16, 2010

Bagel Fucker

(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.

My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

fun fucker

one that fucks for fun

eddy is a fun fucker.

by lyzzzzzzieLA October 8, 2008

Fuck Fucker

"Fuck Fucker" originated in England and has since caught on in the United States. It is a blend of "debbie downerness" and a distinct tendency to mooch.

Jeff, you are such a Fuck Fucker.

by Dean Preston January 17, 2011

donut fucker

An insult used to describe someone who's wasting your time, synonymous with 'wanker'. Good term to describe asshole police officers.

"I hate it when telemarketers keep on bothering us with their bullshit. fucking donut fuckers"

by asshole12345671 March 13, 2009