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The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.
Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.
by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024
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English Rain

The act of getting stabbed, named after the frequent occurrence of knife attacks in England.
Jackson was thinking about getting a stab proof vest, on account of English Rain.
by PsySlop May 31, 2025
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by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025
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english thot

A thot in Ms tucker's 5th period class
A bitch that try to fw any nigga in her sight of vision
She has a nigga yet still manages to suck more dick than Riley Reed
Please if u have any brain cells you will avoid this mega thot at all times
If she tries to hop on your meat run as fast as you possibly could
Yo nigga does you fw english thot"
Hell naw nigga virginity rocks"
by Daddy dave dont tell anyone October 17, 2019
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Massimo English

A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.
That stud is definitely a MASSIMO ENGLISH
by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022
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Englishing

I’m not Englishing very well today...
by How Cliché June 25, 2018
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