by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022
Get the National Ex Boyfriend Day mug.Anyone you seriously spent time with whether it be a boyfriend or someone you just talked to for a decent amount of time.
Oh my gosh thats my ex!
Did you guys date?
No but we went on dates all the time and hooked up, thats my ex!
Did you guys date?
No but we went on dates all the time and hooked up, thats my ex!
by aim00 August 14, 2023
Get the Ex mug.by Urban wanker March 18, 2019
Get the Big shlogan exely mug.Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...
Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"
by Hym Iam March 9, 2024
Get the Ex-Mrs. Brady mug.He was a nice guy ig djbujgh I'm kidding he was actually the best bf you'll ever met but we broke up anyways love his curly brown fluffy hair :D
?: are you dion's ex?
by Le??? May 17, 2022
Get the Dion's ex mug.The opposite of star-crossed lovers, those who are meant to be together but they are pulling themselves away, they are soulmates that completly deny it, either because they physically exes or they think they’re relationship is just temporary until one moves away.
“Its a shame Justin and Bailey broke up, they were perfect for eachother! But now they’re both cold and distant from eachother. Guess now they really are star-crossed exes.” (it is used as noun or an adjective)
by Trian December 29, 2023
Get the star-crossed exes mug.A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.
"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "
by Harry Hen April 20, 2021
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