An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.
by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023
Get the fungible exmug. by Nom de ploome January 4, 2023
Get the the exmug. A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.
"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "
by Harry Hen April 20, 2021
Get the Ex-it strategymug. Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”
by The girlfiend April 24, 2024
Get the Crazy ex girlfriendmug. Another word to desribe Finals and/or Final Exams since they can be a nightmare for students in High School and College.
1. Friend 1: Hey, let's go and see Dune tonight!
Friend 2: Well, I can't tonight because I have to study for my Fin-Ass Ex-Ass for my Calculus Class next week.
Friend 1: Okay.
2. Student 1: Hey, we have Fin-Ass-es so we are pretty much dead next week since there are too many of them for our classes.
Student 2: I know right! We're pretty much screwed by then.
Friend 2: Well, I can't tonight because I have to study for my Fin-Ass Ex-Ass for my Calculus Class next week.
Friend 1: Okay.
2. Student 1: Hey, we have Fin-Ass-es so we are pretty much dead next week since there are too many of them for our classes.
Student 2: I know right! We're pretty much screwed by then.
by ariaofsorrow120 December 9, 2021
Get the Fin-ASS Ex-ASSmug. Expose all your worst exs who had did you dirty on August 14. They deserve to be exposed for doing dirty.
by Warrior_lynn14 August 14, 2019
Get the Expose ex daymug. He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.
by MCBL March 5, 2017
Get the ex boyfriendmug.