A kajillion dollars

Half of 2 kajillion dollars

99.9% of gamblers stop right before they win a kajillion dollars

by SapphireDive August 16, 2022

A Million Bajillion Dollars

The story of a man quitting gambling before he got the dimaonds so the idamonds he didnt get but the other guy was minign also and he was going to the diamonds so he got the million bajillion dollars and not the other guy cuz he quit.

Don't quit now! Otherwise you'll miss the opportunity to get a million bajillion dollars!!!

by coolgangstergamer January 21, 2024

Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.

by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021

Dollar Tree Do-rag Man

The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.

Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me

by tekashicollinsnorth May 26, 2019

7 dollar bill

something so fake, it's as authentic as a 7 dollar bill.

Jeff: Is this watch authentic?
Bob: Yeah, as authentic as a 7 dollar bill.

by bingus the chingus June 20, 2021

vegas dollar

$100 dollar bill, as that’s the most common bill you’ll see at the tables.

At the cashier: I’m cashing in 200 in chips.
Cashier: Here ya go! 2 Vegas dollars!

by slochief January 19, 2023

pocket dollar

When you pay for somthing in all crumbled dollars(doesn't have to be a stripper)

Man I'm so broke I had to pat in all pocket dollars

by Bandit18 February 13, 2016