alone day 

A sad shitty day to spend alone

Dude today I’m going to have an alone day

alone day by Littleyeetboi December 8, 2019

hoodie day

ask a person that's the different gender then you are.

girl: " hey can i wear your hoodie?"
boy" " why?"
girl: its hoodie day!"
boy:"fine"

hoodie day by im.a.baby.DINOSAUR December 17, 2019

Boloma Day 

The boloma block east side pirus hood day is on the 10/7 every year because the hood is 10780. East side pirus from Boloma road celebrate on this day buy tagging up their hood, doing fireworks, doing burn outs, jumpin people in to the gang n other shit

Yup it’s finna be Boloma Day tomorrow we goin brazy it’s our hood day on east side piru🔟

Boloma Day by East Side Piru Nigha February 17, 2021

International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.

"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting

International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011

International STFU Day

January 15th is International STFU Day (Shut The Fuck Up) and is dedicated to all of those that want to tell someone to STFU. On this day you are allowed to tell anyone that deserves it to STFU without consequence. This holiday has been created by the International House Of STFU. Check them out on Facebook.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and Nubs says to me "Good Morning" so since today is International STFU Day I told him to STFU.

International STFU Day by NubsIHOSTFU December 16, 2012

Saint Paddy's Day

English term for St Patrick's Day, as an Irish person would never say this.

Trump, Saint Paddy's Day isn't spelt with a double "t" you Muppet. And take that stupid cap off. You look like an eejit.

Saint Paddy's Day by PokeyD March 10, 2017

National Deadbeat Dad Day 

On August 4, this is the day that we all press F for respects to the deadbeat dads that were never there for us.

“Today is National Deadbeat Dad Day, a day of remembrance for all the fallen fathers that failed to return home from the ‘getting some milk’ battle.”

National Deadbeat Dad Day by Iced milk August 3, 2019