chair

a sexual imaginary equipment to sex on

friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”

by hot rubber duck February 9, 2020

Elmo Chair

To be in the cool group.

Your hair is Elmo Chair

by Elmo Chair February 14, 2025

Electric chair

When you are having sex doggy style and then you pull her back while trying to sit on an electric fence wire. The pulse will go through both of your but won’t kill you.

I was out near the cow barn and decided to give her the electric chair.

by Dr.sicko June 3, 2023

Chair-peace75

a cool person that draws and probably won't steal your kidneys

Person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Chair-peace75?
Person 2: That one dude who makes crappy art?
Person 1: Yep

by Chair-peace75 September 11, 2021

Chairing

A chairing is when a girl sits on a mans face for sexual pleasure.

Hey babe can you give me a good chairing tonight

by ExternalScreams May 7, 2025

Chair

A device used to be a seat for a person.

Guy 1: "Bro I just got a new chair"
Guy 2: "Awesome dude!"

by PizaCutter February 20, 2023

First Chair Syndrome

(band) It's when an instrument is frequently super sharp.

"You all have First Chair Syndrome, pull out from your barrel 1st clarinets.".

by blep5607 October 20, 2025