Funny Bucket

A Funny Bucket is a legendary maneuver, usually reserved for long road trips where no suitable place to relieve one's self can be accessed. The technique involves first expelling all gas from one's colon (creating a vacuum), and then urinating down one's chode into the vacuum of the anus until the expulsion of liquid is complete. The urine can then be retained in the colon for an extended period of time until a suitable repository can be reached. This maneuver takes skill and practice to be pulled off discreetly.

We were stuck in traffic in Canada, so I gave myself a Funny Bucket until we got the nearest KFC.

by JConCrew February 22, 2011

zookeeper's bucket

A mish-mash of similar items some of higher quality than others

"It was a bit of a zookeeper's bucket of a set from Zverev" - tennis commentator Mark Petchey

by Monkswell September 30, 2022

smale bucket

Is a girl with a huge vagina from having sex with to many differnt chavs

Ahaa i bet she got a smale bucket, dirty bitch

by ciatbastard September 5, 2010

bucket handles

When a girl's thong is visible above both the left and right hip jean line and takes the shape of two handles on a bucket.

"Damn man, did you see that girl rockin those bucket handles!?"

"Dude! I'd grab that bucket!"

by Nannerhands October 10, 2009

cum bucket

orifice to catch ejaculate

My girl friend has an asshole THIIIIIIIIIS BIIIIIIIIIG. She has a prime cum bucket

by The Durty Duk February 15, 2015

Sketch Bucket

One who is sketchy.

Maud looks like a sketch bucket with a bag of cellos and a spatula.

by Ilove M.R. September 13, 2010

Funny Bucket

A bucket that decides what is or isn’t funny
A bucket that makes the rules
Alt- Funny Buckito

commenter: who decided this was funny?
you: funny bucket makes the rules

by AltoKe April 27, 2020