Brian santos

The art of not shaving you’re stubble and claiming that you shave daily

Bro you’re literally Brian santosing right now

by Fartsmickle84 November 17, 2023

brian crowder

Brian crowder is a straight dawg, Brian is a great football player and wears number 1 since he’s such a guy. we love B1

People call me brian crowder when im on the field.

by Rustyy_579 November 20, 2023

Brian

A guy who bitch made and will cut you off three days later after saying he wants something in the future with you. Fuck Brian.

Me: I want someone new to talk to tbh
Friend: DONT GO BACK TO BRIAN.

by joceee November 20, 2023

Brian

A guy who will break your heart three days out of no where after he said he wanted something in the future with you.

Friend: do not go back to Brian, he will just end up hurting you again. Do not give him another chance.
Me: I know.

by joceee November 20, 2023

Brian

A true definition of an NPC.

Oh look at Brian he’s an npc

by riaaaxjj December 6, 2022

brian

a cheater, a COMPLETELY unloyal man, a childish man who I always end up running back to no matter how many girls he’s cheated on me with that month it’s toxic i know but I CANT

p1 “ong i totally rode the shit out of brian last night”
p2 “uh, what? same..”
p1 “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!! YOU !&);/1@9”!0”
p2: “calm down have him his balls are hairy anyway”

by hotmum December 7, 2022

Brian

Denoting from Brian a character in Family Guy

A pretentious absorber who adopts something they know very little about and uses it to impress the people around them.

Lady Gaga lived in London for a month and started talking in a British accent; she's such a Brian.

He heard The Beatles most popular song and can't stop talking about them like he's some kind of expert; dude is such a Brian.

by stewiegriffinbaldbaby December 13, 2022