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Blowjob

Is when you blow on a other gender private parts
Yo That dudes blowjob felt so good
by sexxyopussom September 20, 2023
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grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.
Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 12, 2018
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Blowjob

Used as currency in prison

Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first
Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way
by Despacito5 August 17, 2018
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Schrödinger's Blowjob

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
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Goblet Blowjob

I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.
by Banana Boom December 18, 2021
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Blowjob

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before
Neha: Why doncha place the laptop on the desk like everyone else
Manoj: cus I'm getting a blowjob
by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022
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