by sexxyopussom September 20, 2023

Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 12, 2018

Used as currency in prison
Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first
Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first
Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way
by Despacito5 August 17, 2018

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025

by Banana Boom December 18, 2021

by the cum milker June 4, 2021

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before
by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022
