Being a haddock

When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock

If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock

by pug wash August 30, 2021

Joey is being balls

Joey from the show “Joey” is a Joey, but we’re talking about a Joey who only talks about balls and hates overwatch, he is from the show “my dumb life”

Hey did you know Joey is being balls again

by Sukondese6969696969 September 4, 2021

Mr being edgy is funny

Used almost only in referring to user @EJimmyTheTbji

Look at Mr being edgy is funny over there

by Warden Wesley June 14, 2021

Being a Bob Bueckers

Using the welfare system, for food stamps, and pimping your stepdaughter to gangs, for escalades and high rise apartment photographs.

Paige, I hate to tell you this, but your being a Bob Bueckers right now.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

The cutest being

The cutest being is clearly someone who mindlessly refuses the fact that they are cute

"You know that guy Chris? Yeah, he's the cutest being in this universe!"
"Yeah! He sure is."

by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots September 1, 2024

I don’t remember our rent being due

This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."

Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"

by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024

God Is 'Being' Itself

A woman is someone who identifies as a woman.

Hym "I don't see how God is 'being' itself isn't just as circular as 'What is a Woman' and even if that IS that case then God didn't SAY anything and the bible isn't true. If it isn't an agential being then no moral lesson can be derived from the things it supposedly does. It literally doesn't mean anything for God to be being. Like, you're making the word God synonymous with universe or existence or everything and it raises more questions than it does to answer the question of what 'God' is. It's just this ommission of definition regarding what 'A God' is as a noun."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2024