South Dakota Square Dance

When both of your uncles put you on the spitroast.

I dread the holidays because i have to do the South Dakota Square Dance

by William Bleauxerbackoüt April 23, 2019

the square root of fuck all

it when you think you have got less than nothing

bob-hey joe what do you think got in that test
joe-the square root of fuck all
bob-same man

by chikinXz December 19, 2008

sponge bob square pants

a queer yellow ambisexual sponge that lives in the sea with a starfish and a squid with only 6 legs (squids have 10 btw)

<you> you're such a sponge bob

<me> whatever, don't take it out on me just 'cause your mum's an ambi.

by xXMaDMXx June 18, 2005

puts the cylinder in the square hole

Another term for stupid or idiot

“Paul here, let’s just say he puts the cylinder in the square hole”

by Heard Hamlet June 13, 2022

starbucks per a square mile

A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.

Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile

by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014

The king of one square foot.

This phrase describes someone who has little power, but craves it. However, they do have absolute control over one very small , often trivial area, and if you ever step into their one square foot of jurisdiction, they really let you know who is the boss. In this way they get to feel powerful at someone else's expense, usually by being a complete asshole and humiliating them. They can be referred to as the king (or queen) of one square foot.

The greeter lady at Walmart screamed at the poor guy who accidentally walked in the exit door like he just comitted a felony. What a jerk, she is just the queen of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.

by Genetica August 31, 2021

white cup with a yellow square

I saw the ad for the cup and thought it would be funny to write a deffenition with it's description

White cup with a yellow square saying "your word here"

by I'm bored so I wrote that November 11, 2022