stinky bacon

when your banging a chick and you insert freshly cooked bacon into her anus causing exciting stinging feeling. (because of the hot jumping grease) this can also be used as revenge on a man who has told you to get back in the kitchen, also put into his anus.

dude did you "stinky bacon" her with all that left over meat?

by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010

Strip of bacon

A police officer.

Variation of 'pig'.

Singular: strip of bacon, pig, oinker

Plural: bacon, pork, pigs, oinkers

Watch out! There's a strip of bacon up ahead with a radar gun and he'll write you a speeding ticket if you don't slow down.

by twtbc April 30, 2010

bacon cop

when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn't give a shit.

the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"

by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009

bacon in barcelona

cool, tight, of an auspicious nature...Awesome

Oh my gosh...that science final was soooo not bacon in barcelona

by Mika and Meagan May 27, 2005

shakin' bacon

When a fat or obese man masturbates.

If I hadn't eaten that last donut, I'd be shakin' bacon right now.

by Magilla Gorilla July 8, 2007

Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship

I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon

by IbeCookin June 1, 2011

Canadian bacon

Hard as a Motherfucker

aka H.A.M.

Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.

by Soo Doh Nim June 9, 2011