Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm
She gave him a band job, lucky fucker
by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021
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Hog Job

What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.
Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!
by J Cybulski January 29, 2022
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job skills

When used years ago, this term referred to the experience/efficiency that you possessed regarding your employer's required tasks.
Nowadays, however, it often merely refers to how expert you are at giving head and/or "spanking the monkey", plus how willing you are to administer said sinful pleasures to your boss whenever he requests you to do so.
I wonder if Willie asked Monica a lot of "in-depth" questions regarding her "job skills" when he originally interviewed for her internship?
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
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Bobble Job

Bobblejob is a UK website where one can post and bid on small pieces of work. The name is based on the old "bob-a-job" principle, where a "bob" was the old coin known as a shilling.
A Bobble Job is an individual piece of work, such as cutting the grass or washing a car.
"I posted three Bobble Jobs today, one to get the fence mended, oe to get the drains cleaned and another to build a load of IKEA furniture I bought."
by Bobble Bob March 28, 2014
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Katamari Job

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.
Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.
by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014
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Bro-Job

Origin: Nolan Shaffer

Definition: A non homosexual act of oral sex between two straight bros.
“Hey Lincoln, my girlfriend is still in Iraq, could you be a real bro and give me a bro-job?”
by Hornywalter69 August 21, 2019
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Smith Job

When a bitch wants to give an Italian a hand job but instead she squeezes his dick.
Fuck bro, she gave me a smith job.
by Bobby1236 February 29, 2012
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