college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 07, 2023

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Lili Syndrome

When a person magically disappears for an extended period of time while they're having a conversation, usually when they're being asked something.

Person 1: Hey there!
Person 2: heyy
Person 1: Did you see the news last night?
Person 2:

Person 1: @Person 2
Person 2:

Person 1: @Person 2 wake up
Person 2:
Person 1: Now that's Lili Syndrome like i've never seen before.

by arisneta July 29, 2021

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Microaxilla Syndrome

Small Armpit Syndrome.

I have this prescription for deodorant that is medically designed to be small for people diagnosed with Microaxilla Syndrome.

by Mr. Crusher April 08, 2019

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Subbu Syndrome

When you listen to too many subbu diss tracks and memes that you become addicted to thinking and saying subbu.

Bro do yk suhas he has subbu syndrome and keeps saying subbu on the track nga

by dharmannn March 09, 2024

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Screen-er Syndrome

When a person(s) stare(s) at a screen no matter what is on it.

John: Hey Mike what are you watching?
Mike: Little House in the Prairie.
John: I didn't know you like Little House!
Mike: I don't. I just caught a case of Screen-er Syndrome.

by Sakeeya July 02, 2012

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