Big club nonce

Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.

BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.

Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.

by Nutbutternutter September 14, 2020

big porky

hard case

big porky is a proper fucking hard case

by Nonceroony September 14, 2020

Big Head

Bryan Luke Rabalais™ ginormous boulder between his two shoulders. Legend says the sun rotates around that thing.

“How do I measure the circumference of that Big Head?”

by yourmom420420 September 14, 2020

big patty daddy

ur partner whom has a big ass or a hige cock.

ur a big patty daddy kyle.

by anonymous man guy September 15, 2020

Big Ass File

A huge file, maybe a presentation or spreadsheet, that you inevitably need to send when your internet is down.

I need to finish sending this Big Ass File to boss lady Dina before she leaves tonight, it's really harshing my mellow.

by rule5 September 17, 2020

Big Yikes

"Big Yikes" is a more intense version of the word "yikes." It refers to something that is so very embarrassing that another, much larger "yikes" is needed.

Brody: Yo, did you see her outfit today?
Sarah: Yeah, it didn't even match
Tod: Big yikes!

by anonymous September 17, 2020

Big Data Gaslighting

A technique of modifying historical data to magically contain data it used to not have, so that you can avoid blame about not having the right data in the first place.

Funny how when I complained about the zip-codes all bring blank from last year, then it all suddenly appeared! Must be Big Data Gaslighting.

by Jonathan Putz September 17, 2020