Ball Misquito

When you scrunch up your testicles to your penis to make it look like a mosquitoes head

Hey Josh, have you ever made a ball misquito?

by Slowy0urself September 22, 2020

Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that gives off the illusion of beige coloring. A product of negligence of ejaculation via intercourse, most common with patients who go by the name “Dave”.

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “yea brother got some beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

Balls to neck

When a man leans back while sitting down and the back of his neck rests on the flesh of a nutsack.

Brice is a weird guy. He sat balls to neck after that golf game.

by Reconman August 18, 2021

Ball

Play basketball

Yo ng lets play ball

by Ahdgskja;gdshgdsa;jkgdsldjfghl May 28, 2025

Ball Doritokuma

Ball doritokuma. he could take down thanos with the sheer force of his massive penis. He is also Ball Monokumas long lost cousin, who is the leader/mascot of the rabies pride flag.

Dude, ball doritokuma is so fucking powerful

by aslan jade lynx May 6, 2020

8-Ball-Gang

A gang filled with mentally unstable kids. (Noun)

"You're in the 8-Ball-Gang? You must be fucking braindead!"

by SaitoTW January 12, 2021

Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.

So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.

by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023