gay

some weirdo

your a gay ewww

by 3w4erdin mdflkxjnmc January 26, 2021

Gay panic

When you find out the two guts you we’re talking to are twins.

Twin 1: Hey im talking to this guy!
Twin 2: So sm I...
Twins:”Were you talking to both of us at the same time?”
Me: *Gay panic*

by Gaykid29 March 30, 2021

Gay

Not me

Someone ig: Hey it’s Dilucspubeseater the gay Diluc fanboy
Me: I’m not gay

by DilucsPubesEater February 15, 2022

Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023

gay

louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson is gay

by copyofanenby March 1, 2021

gay seeking

Reaching for characters being gay, when clearly they are not.

Mike: Yo, Spider-Man is totally gay.
Joe: Bro. You're *gay seeking.*

by real_pseudonym April 8, 2024

Gay as fuck day

Be as gay as you want to be on this day, and no one can say anything. You can suck your bro's dick and its normal.

Your welcome boys

"Hey its GAY as FUCK day. Bendover bro"

by dawasd November 15, 2019