cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019

cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Afrodaddy's cock

It's what Google talk to texts interprets when you try to describe going to Aphrodites Rock in Cyprus

I went and visited Afrodaddy's cock

by NURSE HOLLY July 04, 2022

my cock

My cock is big (trust)

Wow my cock is so huge it caused a lunar eclipse, talk about dem apples

by im am not straight June 18, 2022

cock nosher

The act of "noshing" (verb gerund or present participle: noshing eat food enthusiastically or greedily.) on a penis.

Amy: Did you like that blowjob?
Jordan: You're such a great cock nosher. *groans*

by jimmysavileswetwipe March 14, 2016

Rolling Cock

You or someone else is on drugs, usually hard drugs.

All of the professors in this school are rolling cock!

by Purdue's for Me November 08, 2019

Cock nonsense

1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason

2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40

My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.

That is some real cock nonsense

by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020