The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.
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Get the Clear Spring High School mug.Either city or country sometimes both but need to say the less they are all special (in the head) nobody's athletic and no one can hardly count to 10.
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Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?
The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out
The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.
The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games
So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good
Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?
The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out
The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.
The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games
So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good
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they basically get payed money to make the school better but use it to get new staff
they also think that vapes are the “worst thing about”
dont go to this school, ye’ll either get jumped, slandered or traumatised, mostly all of the above
only Junkies go to this school, and it has a bunch of neds and weirdos x
they basically get payed money to make the school better but use it to get new staff
they also think that vapes are the “worst thing about”
dont go to this school, ye’ll either get jumped, slandered or traumatised, mostly all of the above
only Junkies go to this school, and it has a bunch of neds and weirdos x
Mum: I wanna send my kid to Glenrothes high school
Other mum: wouldnt do that, they’d never make it out alive.
mum: oh gosh!
Other mum: wouldnt do that, they’d never make it out alive.
mum: oh gosh!
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