Chronic Love Syndrome

When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.

"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."

"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"

"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"

by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025

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stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024

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chalkboard syndrome

Black skin so dry and ashy you can draw/ write on it.

Bob: That nigger just takes notes on his arm.
Jim: Oh he is like a walking note pad
Bod: Dude that nigger has chalkboard syndrome don't make fun of him.

by ata1234 December 26, 2014

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Slusser Syndrome

When a person who can't cope with a personal or private issue decides to make an emotional testimonial video explaining their feelings about it because no one else cares.

She didn't make the cheerlead squad and made a three minute Slusser syndrome about it. Who gives a shit.

by noimpotenceissueshere January 9, 2022

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Roo Tummy Syndrome

A terrible tummy problem. Where your stomach hurts like somebody is stabbing you and you're screaming at the top of your lungs while endlessly shitting out yellowish brown diarrhea for over a week straight.

Seriously you do NOT want this to happen to you.

A: Roo are you okay
B: No. I got Roo Tummy syndrome.

by Twogoldenflowers January 11, 2023

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