blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.

A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024

Radish balls

When a radish grows balls like any human

Omg look at dem radish balls They look cool

by R balls October 21, 2018

Ball Buster

A woman who is into dominatrix, cock and ball torture or anything related to the torture of the male genitalia.

Damn! That white hoe busted my balls! She one ball buster thats for sure!

by BCODEDEF September 16, 2023

we all ball

Fuck it you only live once , we all ball

“Yo D what if she rejects me” “Fuck it we all ball”

by Leyleyy March 9, 2024

Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

balls in yo jaws

they are so fucking big and juicy

can i put my balls in yo jaws yo jaws balls in yo jaws can i can i can i can i

by juicy nuts man March 30, 2022

Snot ball

when someone takes a huge snot rip off a r!g

i know it’s your first time hitting this but i won’t give you a snot ball of a hit…

by ChromeTipDip December 19, 2021