Wanker

The most commonly used curse word in Australia (besides from cunt)

Some wanker just came over and drank my pint of fosters?!

by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 15, 2019

wanker

you

you are a wanker, and you know you are a wanker, you have and forever will be a wanker

by Pyrocynical is a furry July 6, 2019

Wanker

the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.

pardon my french, but u are a wanker

by doodie hole July 15, 2018

Wanker

To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living

why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans

by Howard the psyduck June 6, 2015

Wankering

Being hung by your dick from a fan

Please Jeff wankering me I've been bad

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010

Trump Wanker

A hilarious derogatory term directed only at Trump supporters that was coined in 2018, inspired by "Bus Wanker" from the British sitcom "The Inbetweeners". This is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a Trump supporter, leaning out the window, and shouting TRUMP WANKER. It's even funnier if there's more than one Trump Wanker and you use the wanking gesture.

So I was driving on my way to work and I saw a group of Trump supporters. Rolled the window down and yelled Trump Wankers at them. Got a good laugh out of it.

by Jame6sPascatore March 20, 2022