Wanker

Here in the UK we have a technical term for people that create and use user-less research Al services. We call them wankers.

by huguini April 6, 2023

Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day

by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022

Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.

The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work

by jaydoubleyou1969 October 12, 2022

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.

Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass

by 3Kool5Skool October 17, 2015

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.

"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."

by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022

The act of catapulting your favorite jelly beans of a male erection into your mouth

Steve: "Damnit Dale, shoot me one of those wanker bombs, strawberry please!"

by Magic Nate February 20, 2023

A young adolescent male who plays Fortnite all day and likes to wank it a lot . No Shame here .

Hey Brian, get out of my room? Why so? I’m trying to get my Eric wanker on !

by Great creative January 27, 2024