Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*
Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022
Get the If god had wanted you to live he would not have created memug. by SyafinazBinteIrfanBinFandiahma April 4, 2025
Get the I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybemug. .9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025
Get the .9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.mug. When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
Get the Do you want a cookie?mug. Person A- “We Want Dallas”
Person B- “Who’s that dumb Washington fan?”
Person C- “Don’t talk to him he’s father-less”
Person B- “Who’s that dumb Washington fan?”
Person C- “Don’t talk to him he’s father-less”
by nwball December 22, 2021
Get the We Want Dallasmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>mug.