Jay Valentine

HARDEST AZ RAP ARTIST OF ALL TIME!
THE HEART BREAK KING HIMSELF, SOME CALL HIM THE BABY MOMMA SLAYER AKA KING OF BREAKING THESE BITCHES HEARTS AND BREAKING THESE BITCHES BACKS... JAY VALENTINE IS GOD.

Jay Valentine just dropped the hardest song of the year .

by Kim Kardashian west June 8, 2021

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jay wyatttt

An absolute legend that knows evrything and has a best friend called caitlin whos rlly leng

Mum” You’re being such a good jay wyatttt

by jaywyatt July 4, 2021

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cee jay

cee jay or sir jay is a crippled man, he is crippled because he got shot in the leg 250 times.

"hey isn't that your son cee jay?"

"yeah, he's crippled cause i shot him in the legs over 250 times"

by deezfatjuicymonkeynutz August 29, 2022

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jay capers

hes a smart guy that every girl fingers 2

jay capers makes me cream

by largecock98 September 9, 2022

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maisy-jai

Fabulous human being. A tractor of women.

You need a maisy-jai in your life

by Dino._.yeah April 27, 2022

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The Jai Pow

The Jai Pow is a brutalist form of masturbation originating in southern Asia in the early 2000's. The Host takes upon his member with a violence rarely seen, forcing upon it an entire chicken, marinated in the sweet tikka masala sauces of the region. The host then begins to rub his member with the chicken, while reciting the traditional anthem Mundian De Bach Ke. Upon ejaculation, the sperm mixes with the orange sauce and the blood from the injuries sutained to the penis as a result of the bones in the chicken being forced into it's flesh forming a lovely sunburst toned mixture known commonly as Jamba juice.

Bredda, Big man ting, it's kinda weird yeah, but you gotta try The Jai Pow. That fucking shit it produces tastes wild fam.

by bencurryy May 3, 2022

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