Boston Bilge

The act of chugging too much beer and as a result vomiting - then catching said vomit in your own hand. "

"Bilge" refers to the bilge on a ship. The bilge is where all disgusting things on the ship are kept (I.E. Used oil)

In the Boston Bilge, your hand is the bilge.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that guy Chris last night?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He had this girl all over him up until the last game of beer pong.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Boston Bilge
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a tool. Let us call and mock him.

by McDrunkard April 5, 2011

Boston Tea Party

Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.

Those girls were so drunk last night, they let me throw them a Boston Tea Party!

by Metalbish February 7, 2022

Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.

Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!

by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023

Boston

A city where people got some strong ass accents. Similar to the New Yorker accent

Let’s go to Boston!

by go cry about it January 14, 2025

Boston Wheelchair

When your friend is a terrible driver, and they hesitate at every exit. You'd call them a "Boston Wheelchair".

You missed like three exits and you almost hit that dude's car. You Boston Wheelchair.

by SHAMsee October 7, 2018

Boston Angel

The act of two adults pressing their anuses together and passing gas, frequently back and forth to one another.

Bostonian #1: Did you get any action last night?
Bostonian #2: Ah, bro, I totally gave her a Boston Angel!
Bostonian #1: Ah, sweet, bro! Did it smell bad?
Bostonian #2: 'Course it smelled bad, dude, I had nothing but Natty Ice and chowdah for three days.

by Extra Sneaky Sanchez July 1, 2023

Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025