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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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Clit-naked

Exactly the same as bollock-naked, but bollocks not included.
I woke up, I was clit-naked, on a table, and there was semen everywhere...
by BDE1987 July 2, 2017
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suck my clit

girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.
dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds

Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it
by iluvtaylortots December 26, 2024
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clit

That outfit is so clit
by gglaidd March 9, 2022
mugGet the clitmug.

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.
We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.
by philologue October 5, 2011
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clit

could be used to describe a woman’s anatomy or instead of saying “that’s so cunt” say “that’s so clit” it’s a softer cuter version!
“omg i love your shirt its so clit”

“her outfit is soooo clit”

it’s giving clit”
by anonymous May 5, 2025
mugGet the clitmug.

Clit rubber

Another version of a dick rider but it's targetting women; obsessed with a person
"Marina Diamandis was Sabrina Carpenter's clit rubber for a week"
by WowPoops February 18, 2025
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