A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.
"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022
Get the A Colorado Summermug. Was No Nut November a challenge to you? Was it easy? Did you manage to go through it? Then prepare having a harsh summer time, because once in a year, you have the hardest challenge to accomplish ever. This challenge consists in controling your instinct and urges, which means no jerking FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER. Good luck soldiers. And prapare yourself to suffer.
Matt: I just finished No Nut November. What's next?
John: Be ready for the super suffering summer. It's going to drive you crazy!
John: Be ready for the super suffering summer. It's going to drive you crazy!
by TheGodestChallenger November 21, 2019
Get the Super suffering summermug. This is the true holiday meal that is way better than thanksgiving meal. It’s the 4th of July Independence Day barbecue meal. Where you go to a park or have a huge backyard and have the entire family over and cook the best barbecue ribs and brisket and all the fixings. And a lot of people grill hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill too for the smoke flavor. Some use charcoal or gas grill or certain woods. Each bring its unique flavor and experience. You’re welcome. No you need to season it right and use the right seasons the right way. It won’t automatically taste good and it has to be cooked right too
I’m giving thanks to everything to ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL for everything he bless us with on this planet. And eat the summer thanksgiving meal happily and blessed.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022
Get the The summer thanksgiving mealmug. When a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the Fall and Winter semesters.
Dealer: "I'll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
by sidetoside July 29, 2017
Get the summer stonermug. by Summer roberts lover November 23, 2021
Get the Summer robertsmug. he is just that lanky guy that lurks in the shadows and he is what slender man wishes he was. if you meet a wild big boi summers you should slowly walk away
by definethe ian weng January 22, 2021
Get the big boi summersmug. Summer is very slow
by Quavo huncho February 5, 2022
Get the Summermug.