designated sucker

the friend in your group, (who's naturally a hoe), sucks all the crusty dicks you don't want to.

Amber: Ew Sarah, that ratchet old man just asked me to give him a blowjob!

*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *

Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.

by Frankfucker June 15, 2017

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Altoid sucker

A women who’s pussy stinks so bad she has to suck dicks with a breath mint to cover the stink up.

That altoid sucker is one nasty women

by Altoigangie February 25, 2021

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Clout Sucker

A person, more commonly a youtuber, who sucks clout out of a certain thing like a mosquito.

Youtuber: "Why am i getting not so many views i have depression, ADHD, anxiety and ligma! I need views!!!"
Random 13 year old from Canada: "Maybe if you didnt suck clout out of depression you would get views, and if you made better videos. You are like a mosquito you are a Clout Sucker"

by Bertushka620 September 4, 2023

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Tea Sucker

When someone says they are busy or can't talk until you mention you have extremely important gossip, "tea", in which in that moment all of a sudden they have all the time in the world.

Linda is such a tea sucker, she only talks to me when I have drama to share.

by Lab chump 2000 February 8, 2024

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Cog Sucker

A person who prefers yellow cameras and inferior machine vision products. A person who often uses the phrase "do you know who I am" or "Do you know who I work for?" Cog Suckers are a tight knit group who's membership bounds are impenetrable.

Hey have you talked to Matthew recently?

Matthew? you mean that cog sucker?

You know what, I am tired of those cog suckers walking around with their big nose in the air.

by Ray Pinhose March 17, 2011

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