shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011

masheeshka shuffle

when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.

super bowl Sunday I invited

my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.

by here.kittie.kittie.0 July 26, 2023

Carolina Shuffle

Carolina Shuffle is used to describe how slow niggers walk when they get to the street when the light turns yellow and they walk out into traffic that now can not progress forward since the nigger is in the way. The light is now red and the nigger is now blocking traffic staring into the eyes of the drivers who can't get to work while the nigger goes to KFC to spend your tax dollars on his chicken.

Niggers do the Carolina Shuffle by walking slow into traffic to block it on your way to work.

by Water Boar August 25, 2022

Autistic shuffle

A tik tok dance done by basic white girls.

Andrue is a autistic shuffle fanatic!

by The lexi March 21, 2024

Devious Shuffle

The act of singing "Every day I'm shufflin'" from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and then stepping on an opened bottle of Elmer's glue, typically in another person's space.

Person 1: "Why is there glue on the floor?!"
Person 2: "Someone must've done a Devious Shuffle."

by lateregistrant January 9, 2024

AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.

by Pinson Close November 24, 2020

Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.

Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023