The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.
John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012
Get the Pork Grabbermug. A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly
by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022
Get the THE IRON CROSS OF PORKmug. It's when you tie the guilty person (male) to a chair, slather his junk in honey and then bring in a hungry pig.
Guy 1: So what did ya do to 'im?
Guy 2: Gave him the sweet n' sour pork treatment for doing my wife.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: Come again?
Guy 2: Gave him the sweet n' sour pork treatment for doing my wife.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: Come again?
by Thxforyoureyesight February 20, 2025
Get the the sweet n' sour pork treatmentmug. by SolidHaiti.Tv July 12, 2017
Get the Chick'n Porkmug. Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023
Get the Pork-Based Lawnmowermug. When an ugly girl who has been a victim of the game ‘pull a pig’, shits in the bed then quietly leaves...........
After winning a game of pull a pig, Richard also won ‘pork then beans’ when he awoke to find that he had been rolling around in the shit she left behind!
by Daviss March 10, 2018
Get the Pork then beansmug. Someone or something Anti Casual, with a problem eating pork and a yapping problem....and probably your nickname in highschool.
"Looks like good ol pork rub is coming to Christmas this year, what should we get her?"
"Redbull and ham!"
"Redbull and ham!"
by Jrflash2005 December 15, 2024
Get the Pork Rubmug.