syphalated pickle

a penis infested with syphalis, like the bumps on a pickle.

We were about to have great sex until I discoverd his syphalated pickle.

by Skittles2284 August 28, 2010

Banjo Pickle

Having booked a gig playing the banjo without actually knowing how to play the instrument.

Ah man I just booked a gig on the banjo, but I really don't know how to play it. I am in a real Banjo Pickle

by Jahedg August 2, 2011

Poukeepsie Pickle

Keeping your dick in a girl so long that it becomes pickled by the acidic properties of her vagina

Hey, did you hear Bill got a Poukeepsie pickle from fucking Diane?

by mitchellmunch August 26, 2012

Bum Pickle

A slimey object shoved up the rectum

He likes to shove Bum Pickles up his backside

by JubbaMHC September 15, 2013

sweaty pickle

A pickle that emits immense quantities of salty pickle sweet

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by McFagTittues February 5, 2014

Pompeii Pickle

An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.

"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."

by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014

sneaky pickle

When the woman does not feel the penis insert.

"Dude I heard Bob's dick is so small he gave his girlfriend the sneaky pickle"

-Agent P

by David Bumsted April 17, 2014