I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.
American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.
American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.
by Goatmangold September 4, 2022
Get the Pineapplemug. Throwing up/vomiting profusely.
by Gennay from the block. June 4, 2018
Get the Pineapplemug. (Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
Get the Pineapple Expressingmug. 
Get the Pineapplemug. Pineapple is a colour. It is as simple as that. Lots of people mistake pineapple for a "Fruit", but it is really a colour.
A pineapple is a 1D object as it is a colour (A pineapple coloured fruit called a "yellow" is often mistaken for a colour when it is really a fruit. This is why pineapple is then mistaken for a fruit.) By this sensible logic, onion is a colour, black and white are condiments and "Green" is a vegetable. Any questions? No? Of course there's not! Because it's LOGIC AND LOGIC MAKES SENSE!!! (especially Logical sense!)
Please obey by this logic or else you go to GULARG!
A pineapple is a 1D object as it is a colour (A pineapple coloured fruit called a "yellow" is often mistaken for a colour when it is really a fruit. This is why pineapple is then mistaken for a fruit.) By this sensible logic, onion is a colour, black and white are condiments and "Green" is a vegetable. Any questions? No? Of course there's not! Because it's LOGIC AND LOGIC MAKES SENSE!!! (especially Logical sense!)
Please obey by this logic or else you go to GULARG!
by Mr. Pineapple Is A Colour! :D May 20, 2020
Get the Pineapplemug. When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.
by Pineapple Cream October 15, 2018
Get the Pineapple Creammug. The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible fruit; it is the most economically significant plant in the family Bromeliaceae. The pineapple is indigenous to South America, where it has been cultivated for many centuries. The introduction of the pineapple to Europe in the 17th century made it a significant cultural icon of luxury. Since the 1820s, pineapple has been commercially grown in greenhouses and many tropical plantations.
Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.
The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.
The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
by gamescape or something July 21, 2022
Get the Pineapplemug.