Extendable Neck

An extendable neck is a creature of whom appears in human form, But when in need of Food it's neck can extend upwards and then bend and flex all directions in order to consume It's prey. It Began It's life eating all the Dinner Plates, so much so that his mother had to begin using paper plates so That her Money would not be wasted on Expensive Plates that would go into his stomach. He then began eating His School Bags, Hence His school bag changed everyday Until eventually he gave up on them. When The Neck retartacts it forms a giant skinlike bulge on the outside of the creatures former human body and it just becomes a giant slug rolling wround everywhere leaving behind a trail of sweat due to the excessive heat between the former body and it's skin flaps created by the necks extensions. There is One Feamle Extendable although the original is male, The Female Is exactly the same except her origins come from to much physical bifn with the Original extendable and She Features more Buck Teeth & Frizzy Heat Damaged Hair. Other Names used For the main creature (male) = Extendy Neck, Extendy, Extendable, Extoondi, Mumbai & Mumbo.
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Oh My Gosh Dosn't that guy resemble The Extendable Neck?
by Jason Savagal January 16, 2009
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Neck Gaiter

Another thing that Urban Dictionary wants you to buy.
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neck no self

The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.
Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."
by momophen May 31, 2014
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neck head

someone who deserves a neck
a very retarded person
a ver ridiculous person
Shut up neck head!
Whatever neck head!
Tell his neck headed self whats up!
He's the neck head masta flex!
by matB August 18, 2006
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neck waddle

A name for a couple that has been together for quite a while but rarely kisses. For instance, when they grow old together, he'll be playing with her neck waddle instead of kissing her.
There's neck waddle again, why don't they just act like a normal couple?
by French Toast and Cheese March 13, 2017
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crack neck

1. A jerk. An annoying or obnoxious person.
2. A person who doesn't respect others
3. A selfish, rude, or inconsiderate person
1. Dude! Don't invite that crack neck to the party, we' ll all suffer!
2. That crack neck just cut into my lane without signalling.
3. Karl is such a crack neck. He showed up to my formal party wearing sandals drinking Boone's out of a brown paper bag.
by cyberpunk42 February 10, 2005
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commit neck

COMMIT NECK NI🅱️🅱️A
Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Commit Neck
Person 1: *Slits his wrist and hangs himself on fan
by jakobk05 August 08, 2018
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