Jay the boomer

A specific male species who wears women's zip up pants and thinks that he is quirky. He has no idea his girlfriend is his biggest stan, because he did not know what stan meant until yesterday. He thinks weather stations are the coolest invention on the planet even cooler than his bigger and better phone which is neither of those, but at least better than the one he drowned in Balaton. He has been called old more times than he has showed up anywhere on time and his beard and extroverted personality make him a professional creep. He drinks more beer and eats more food than the population of Australia, where he possibly came out of the womb with thongs already on his feet. He is a cheapskate at heart, but makes exceptions when it comes to The North Face, which he wears 24/7 including on a sailing boat, which he uses as a flex of his captain skills. His memory is worse than his dad jokes, which cause his girlfriend to shake her head. He will not remember this entry in 50 years but at least his girlfriend had a good time ditching her TOK work to write this for him.
Despite being Jay the boomer his girlfriend loves him endlessly and cannot wait to be bullied for this crime.
by crikeycrackhead November 22, 2021
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cee jay

cee jay or sir jay is a crippled man, he is crippled because he got shot in the leg 250 times.
"hey isn't that your son cee jay?"

"yeah, he's crippled cause i shot him in the legs over 250 times"
by deezfatjuicymonkeynutz August 30, 2022
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Pierre-Jai

Pierre-jai is a fat boy, who has a small dick but still gets all the Girls. Pierre-jai usually stands for kind and Smart but has a wicked-mind
Pierre-jai is soo fine
pierre-jai gets all the hoes
by ITZMEHBABY April 01, 2018
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Oakley Jay

Oakley Jay means that he has a gigantic horse sock and gets all the girls
Oakley Jay : how you doing ?
Girls: Can I fuck u?
by Oakley-Jay November 23, 2021
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jay bowman

A cool epic fortnite gamer who is typically found in fortnite creative 1 out of 16.
Oh look jay bowman is in fortnite creative 1 out of 16 again
by Gamer jay May 19, 2021
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jay cee

a 30 year old man that inspires many to make music. He is very inspiring and is quite flirty, which makes people get helplessly atrações to him.
Person one: yo, i heard Nina produced a really good song last night.
Person two: Tell me about it. She must have been inspired by Jay Cee
by mariao1234clarao January 09, 2020
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Appy Jays

Dude: I'm so full. I just ate three bowls of Apple Jacks.
Dude 2: I love Appy Jays!
by camarofreak June 27, 2008
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