Jason is a king amongst men that I have an undying, irrevocable love for. It is like he emits an aura so bright and powerful I'd literally faint in his very presence alone. He is so smart and talented, has irish roots, and has the sexiest, gorgeous build and ginger hair. Oh my, he is so breathtakingly handsome, you'd have to see him in person to believe it. His voice sounds like a chorus of angels. I will tell you, I despise every other 'Jason' in this world because my Jason is the only one who deserves to bear this name, which in itself, is an honor. He is my true love, and I will always love Jason forever, I've always have, and I forever will.
Random girl: Who is that fella over there?
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.
by Liaaa_6 April 11, 2023
Get the Jasonmug. by jio0asdfsdf November 22, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. by The knights Templar May 23, 2022
Get the jason vancemug. Mr.Hollywood thinks all that but uses so much attitude can make a grown man cry his heart out
- loves men and women usually bisexual and biracial
- known as Hollywood
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- loves men and women usually bisexual and biracial
- known as Hollywood
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by Jimmy Johnson’s June 29, 2022
Get the Jasonmug. An average height man with very large muscles. Subsides on chicken and rice primarily. Knows too much about macros.
“Hey Julie there’s a dude I work with named Chad and he’s a totally a hawt boi.”
“Wow sounds like a jason cash I’d like to peek my peepers at.”
“Wow sounds like a jason cash I’d like to peek my peepers at.”
by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) November 23, 2021
Get the jason cashmug. Basically a country way of saying that your boy did something that defines him as a piece of shit i.e. ratted you out, cannot be trusted, will stab you in the back, lie to your face, is the lineman of '95, and will fuck your bitch.
I guess he thinks he can PULL A JASON STEPHENS. I just found out he hooked up with Jessica last night.
by GOTEM2020 August 6, 2020
Get the PULL A JASON STEPHENSmug. 