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They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
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He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.
He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.
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