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Clap a Gator 

To unknowingly or accidentally proclaim one wishes to have sexual relations with animals
The Scottish guy was clueless when he said he wanted to clap a gator; talk about culture shock

Marinate dat gator 

Is to ethier dip your balls into your partners or your own bodily fluids and then have sweaty sex with you partner.
Azure is gonna marinate dat gator when he gets home!

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.
"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.
"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.
"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

Dance with a gator day 

On July 22 is national Dance with a gator day. On July 22 you go to a swamp, find a gator and have a romantic night out with it

(Please do not try this)
Person 1: Remember, tomorrow is "Dance with a gator day".

Person 2: Shoot, I almost forgot