I Win

The game Called I win in which you name the game randomly for any situation (mostly in arguments)
you Win by Saying I win
I win The game is called I win so I win
by Demonic_Master February 17, 2022
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win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
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Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.
by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 17, 2021
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Chananchida win my heart

Chananchida win my heart
Chananchida win my heart
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nay myo win

Girl: omg he's such a chad and such a nay myo win !! <333
by asruby September 27, 2022
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win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.
I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.
by foodboy96 March 30, 2024
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win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!
If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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