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Fat cunt

He is such a fat cunt.
Kevin is a fucking fat cunt.
by Andy Boomer November 11, 2019
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Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.
"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"
by Monkey baws January 12, 2017
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Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster
Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!
by Big man harry June 9, 2021
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Fat basket

"I ate way too much, my fat basket is killing me"
by Not_a_regulario January 13, 2020
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fat petes

man that chick has some nice fat petes
by Lord Thos August 23, 2018
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Fat tope

Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!
Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure
by Topey Noberts August 20, 2009
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fat hippo

A girl that doesn't use lotion
Guy 1: that girl doesn't use lotion, she looks like a snowman
Guy 2: Yeah shes a fat hippo
by Uglygirlcheeseman October 9, 2018
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